Basic Rand objectivist

Hmmm, thinking how much of a hypocrite I am for slamming BP here recently. I, just like anyone else who drives a internal combustion vehicle, share some of the responsibility for what's happening to our beautiful coastline. You know who are the only ones who can really bitch and have a 100% right to do so? Those tree hugging, granola hippies who ride their bicycles everywhere. They are the ones who don't buy the gasoline that is refined from the oil.

Nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, hey-hey-hey, good-bye!!! Ding dong the bitch is gone!!
Oh, Helen, my Helen, your wrinkled ass is LONG overdue for being fired. God, you actually make my penis go inside me when I look at your horrible face and hear your shrill voice. You've been so biased for so long and treated with such golden gloves that you've actually begun to think you have journalistic integrity.
Have your face turned into a mask so I can scare little kids on Halloween.

So, here's the big news-- 411,000 jobs added in May!! Holy shit Batman, that is HUGE? What? What do you mean only 41,000 of those were in the private sector? What? What do you mean of those more than 24,000 were part time with no benefits? I, uh, I thought that guy in office said if we passed the stimulus act the $1T would bring in new jobs, and over 90% would be in the private sector?!? Oh, that's right-- it's Obama. He's for 'Hope' and 'Change'. Bullshit. This guy is a fucktard. Isn't it time he stepped down?

Oh dear God, even that dried up old piece of shit bitch Helen Thomas is now bashing her beloved liberal President and that fucking moron Gibbs. Course, this stupid twat actually asked Pres Washington what his teeth were really made of, so I take what she says with a grain of salt. Actually, I think this old beast was around before salt. Maybe she was Lot's wife? Could be she is salt. Would explain why I always seem to retch a little when I see her absolutely putrid face. Oh, did I mention I hate her? And, Maureen Dowd can suck on the end of a shotgun, too.